Who knows what tomorrow is?

If you guessed the opening of Twilight, you're right.

If you've been in a cave (or a coffin) and don't know about this movie release, it's your not-so-typical teeny bopper love story movie.

With vampires.

Vegetarian vampires.

One of whom is in love with a mortal.

Who he wants to bite.

One thing is for sure, if Bella IS a vegetarian she would taste a lot better to Edward...and I don't mean her blood.

It may be your only shot at surviving the end of the world.

If you're in the U.S. and neither one of the candidates are quite working for ya (or, like me, not voting is the only vote you have), why not construct your own system of government?

Why not build an elaborate OILigarchy? (Because democracy is so overrated.)

Everyone knows hanging around a vampire will likely end up in [literally] getting the life sucked out of you.

Why then do we let so many vampires hang around our homes without even a shred of garlic, a piece of silver, or the ever-handy UV light to vanquish them with?

Fear not my friends, for today is National Vampire Awareness Day, as deemed by big box store Best Buy.

Wait, Best Buy??

That's right, because we're not talking about REAL vampires (geez you're gullible), we're talking about electronics that draw vampire load, or sometimes called phantom load.

...and Best Buy wants you to know how to exorcise those phantoms and send the undead back to the ranks of the fully dead for good.

Breaking News: Thanks to one single individual, the Earth's global warming problem will soon be over!

The "solution" laid out in the image below reads,

"I was watching inconvenient truth the other day and theres the bit where it shows the sea level rising really high and flooding most of the world. Well i live near the sea, and don’t want to drown, so i got to thinking. Maybe if we lower the sea level a bit, when the water level rises then it won’t rise high enough to flood.

Anyway, here's the plan. Everyone who can should take a bucket of sea water and pour it down the sink. If lots of people put the effort in, we could lower the sea level substantially and create a better world for our children to live"

Yeah, you read it right.

A Yahoo! UK story yesterday reports that China is recycling used condoms potentially laden with STD's, including AIDS, into those colorful hair bands used daily by all yall who adorn yourself with luscoius, flowing locks...not to be confused, however, with hair bands of the 80's, like Poison, Queen, or Cindarella.

Though those hair bands probably had their fair share of STD's as well...

It's getting cooler outside and, for most of us, that means higher energy bills. So how can you cut costs from the frost?

Check out some of these free, and more importantly, fun ways to keep warm as the temperature drops.

Looking for something fun and green to do this weekend?

How about going to a drive-in movie?

Earth911.org turned me on to this tip yesterday and I thought it was a great idea to pass on. Drive-Ins encourage carpooling, use less energy than conventional theatres, and save can you a trunk load of money as well!

Oh you don't think there are any drive-in theatres around you? I bet there are.